Connecticut-born beauty Brooke Burke headed for Hollywood to study journalism at UCLA. Here’s a pitch for you, newsy: Why hasn’t the busty babe graced us with a moving picture of her pretty private parts? Sure, she’s very graciously posed in various states of undress for numerous magazines, but we need to see more! The curvaceous cutie’s documentary Barely Brooke (2002) was just a tease since she only offered peeks at her bikini-clad peaks and hanging butt cheeks. Clearly, the former Frederick’s of Hollywood model has got a body to die for, and Mr. Skin will kill himself if she doesn’t share it on the big screen soon! For years, the hottie has sizzled on the boob tube. In addition to being the hostest with the mostest cleavage (Wild On!, E! Rank, Rockstar: INXS, She’s Got the Look), Ms. Burke touted her curves on sitcoms (It’s All Relative) and competition series (Dancing with the Stars). Fortunately, she finally made the move to movies, sans TV censors, with the rom-com Knuckle Sandwich (2004). Granted, it was great to see her flash her flesh, including some side breast, but where’s the rest? The stacked stunner continued to fill up the screen in the humorous horror flick The Hazing (2004), wherein her titillating two-piece showcased her wee waist and ample rack! Hopefully, Brooke will slip out of her bikini and into something a little more comfortable — like Mr. Skin’s lap! Until then, we can enjoy her nude spread in Playboy. Read it and wank!
