Dancing with the Stars (2005-2023)

What hath American Idol wrought? In the case of ABC's reality-competition show Dancing with the Stars, it's the opportunity to ogle famous flesh shaking and sashaying to a swinging beat while clad in the skimpiest costumes allowed in prime time. The first season of Dancing with the Stars reinvented rack-tastic soap actress and former Playboy centerfold Kelly Monaco as a tantalizingly top-heavy tango hottie. Dancing's other ravishing rug-cutters have included Tia Carrere, Rachel Hunter, and Lisa Rinna. Most memorable of all, though, has been mocha stunner Monique Coleman, who experienced a glorious wardrobe malfunction on stage in 2006, briefly by unmistakably flashing her glorious gluteus. If that's not enough to get your rocks off, you can also admire the likes of Jennifer Grey who looks positively skin-tastic in a sexy dance routine that emphasizes her butt and legs. That's the overall effect that you'll get from watching Dancing with the Stars is a slight but noticeable trance you'll feel yourself slipping into. It'll likely be unnoticeable, but when one of these hot female specimens starts shaking their asses and boobs to a titular tune there's a moderately good chance that the familiar tingle of an erection will rise in your pants. It's at this point that Mr. Skin typically takes off his clothes, finds his favorite bottle of lube, and starts to jerk off with abandon until the warm reward comes out. You can also watch Dancing with the Stars purely for its vacuous entertainment value. The choice is yours, horny viewer!