The internet is abuzz with the revelation that Stranger Thing’s Millie Bobby Brown is dying to play Britney Spears on the big screen! And even though Britney’s not a fan of having a movie made about her before she kicks the bucket (which isn’t really a prerequisite for biopics, the subject doesn’t necessarily have to be dead before one can be made), we thought this was the perfect time to spitball who could possibly fill Britney’s push up bra and low-rise daisy dukes!
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Millie’s definitely got the talent and the look, but she’s not known for showing skin, and that’s definitely something any potential Britney needs to be comfortable with in order to pull of some of the singer’s most iconic looks. So here’s a few stars we think should be on Hollywood’s short list:
5. Olivia Holt
She may not have the penchant for nudity, having only gone down to her bra in the TV movie Turkey Drop, however this southern belle from Tennessee could definitely master Britney’s sweet, innocent country bumpkin side. We could see her as the Mouseketeer that would become a music megastar!
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4. Natasha Bassett
This is kind of cheating, since the Aussie already played her in the Lifetime movie Britney Ever After, but that version didn’t gain much steam thanks to an uneven script. Her physical transformation into Britney was stellar and she’s gained acclaim since (and worked on that American accent) with her performance in Bar Lurhmann’s Elvis, so perhaps it’s time to give thesexy starlet another chance and let her Oops! Do it again?
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3. Margot Robbie
Another Aussie who already has a few real life celeb portrayals like Tonya Harding and Sharon Tate under her belt, Margot could not only bring some gravitas to the role but also isn’t shy about being in the buff, as was demonstrated with her fully shave full frontal in The Wolf Of Wall Street. Plus, we know from the trailer for the upcoming Babylon that she isn’t afraid to handle a snake! (Not a euphemism)
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2. Hailey Bieber
The wife of Justin Bieber would definitely know what pop star life is like and she is absolutely gunning for this opportunity - or so it seems since she dressed up in 4 different Britney costumes for Halloween in 2021. She may not have as much acting experience as the others but she’s for sure got the body-ody-ody - and she’s not afraid to show it.
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1. Sydney Sweeney
It’s Sydney, bitch! If we’re going by Skin star power, this is the obvious choice. With her career on fire, her captivating curves, and a herstory of nudity on the big screen (The Voyeurs) and small (Euphoria), we assume she’s more than down to recreate Britney’s naked Instagram photos. We know she’s a busy lady, what with the upcoming Barbarella remake, but we’d love her to hit us one more time with some nudity as the Princess of Pop!