The Last Days of American Crime (2020)

You'd think The Last Days of American Crime would be when we have a group of fully functioning automated Robocop type cyborgs patrolling the streets of Detroit and keeping us safe from the "Splatter Punks"...  Oh wait, Robocop already covered that and it didn't turn out well for those creeps!  Let's jump over to this 2020 action/thriller flick with an absolutely A+ cast of megastars and megababes set in the not too distant future.  The Last Days of American Crime puts us a couple years ahead of today, where the streets are overrun with criminals and terrorists who are doing literal smash and grab jobs at every store, business, and bank on the street.  It's total anarchy in the USA and Graham Bricke (Edgar Ramirez) is a bank robber in the middle of the chaos, thriving in his chosen profession.  That is until the evil US government decides that the best way to police the lawless is to blast out a broadcast signal that freezes every single criminal in their tracks.  If you even think about stealing a candy bar, you're glued to the floor...  Well needless to say, this is going to be hard to get by for the career criminals who are running the show now, enter Michael Pitt as the charming progeny of street crime who is looking to pull of the last great heist before crime becomes obsolete.  He's going to need the help of, oh say, a career bank robber like Edgar Ramirez to lock down $30 million in cold, hard cash before it's all over for wild west days of the USA's outlaws.  He also is going to need some serious sexy power to distract everyone from his heist, so he might as well get the incomparable Anna Brewster on board, who is the lone naughty nudie in this flick and is also the best damn criminal hacker out there, who can break up this anti-crime signal to the brain.  She's also sending sexy vibes into our brains when she gets naked in a couple of scenes for our viewing pleasure.  We also get an unfortunate undie clad Candice Weber in an overhead shot at a crime scene as a dead girl.  All in all, it's a not too distant delight that'll freeze your horniness in it's tracks and make you ask, "Should I fire one out, just in case they outlaw jacking it in the near future???"