The Boy Next Door (2015)

In the erotic thriller The Boy Next Door (2015), Jennifer Lopez plays Claire Peterson, a teacher who makes a deadly mistake due to loneliness. When her dumbass husband (John Corbett) cheats on her, J-Lo decides that it might be a good idea to sleep with the hunky nineteen year old next door, Noah (Ryan Guzman). You go girl! But you gon regret that! Little does Claire realize that he's an unhinged psychopath prone to explosive violence, who becomes determined to destroy her life now that he has leverage over her. From befriending her son to make sure he's never far from Claire's family, to printing out pictures he secretly took of their night together, all the way to cutting the brakes on Claire's husband's car, Noah refuses to give up on the idea that Claire doesn't want to spend any more time with him. It's basically a Lifetime movie with nudity, which is great for us, since that's all we really care about anyway. It's the kind of movie where the IMDB trivia includes such tidbits as "Jennifer Lopez filmed her own sex scenes." Juicy! Sadly, J-Lo doesn't get nude, and during the sex scene, the dipshit kid keeps his hands over her breasts the entire time! Not that we wouldn't do the same if we were in Ryan's position! Thankfully when he gets busy with the thin blonde, Lexi Atkins later in the film, and nothing is covered up as we get unfettered access to Lexi's boobs and butt! She's an appropriately aged babe, and a classmate he's practicing mating with. Boy, we'd like to get half the ass this little psycho does! What's his secret? Knock, knock, time to knock some boots! If only we lived next door to these ladies we'd nail our neighbor like The Boy Next Door!