Our Staff Picks column takes you back to a time when video stores reigned supreme and the "Staff Picks" section was the place to find out what films were worthy of one's time. Of course, our version of Staff Picks has a decidedly skintillating angle, as we suss out which films from a particular subgenre are the best to find great nudity. This week let's cover one of the absolute BEST years in moviemaking: films based on video games!
Video games are wildly popular and as they evolve into an art form with storylines, it should come as no surprise that so many film adaptations have been done.
Resident Evil
One of the most famous film adaptations of a video game is Resident Evil. This video game has continued to be popular due to the public's fascination with zombies. Milla Jovovich stars, going from supermodel to seductive action starlet. In one scene, the gorgeous Milla gets up nude and shows bits of bush as she gets up to kick ass.
Silent Hill: Revelation 3D
Silent Hill is a very scary series of video games and film adaptations. The first film showed us some prosthetic nudity, but this later version delivered actual nudity. Rachel Sellan sat on a table in a room filled with mannequins. The mannequins are fake, but Rachel's fun bags are real. And this film was in 3D? That's the breast way to watch!
Lara Croft: Tomb Raider
Tomb Raider was a female-driven video game that became wildly popular in the late 90s and early 2000s. That's partially due to the fact that Lara Croft, the TITular tomb raider, was so hot. Angelina Jolie really did her justice playing this femme fatale version of Indiana Jones as she takes down The Illuminati. She shows us side boob while showering. If only we could really raid her clothes!
BloodRayne
Finally! Some nudity in a video game movie. That is thanks to director Uwe Boll who is somewhat known at this point for his campy adaptations of video games. He finally knocked it out of the park with this one partially due to the knockers we get to see. Kristanna Loken is lookin' good when this topless babe has sex behind bars.
Max Payne
The 2008 adaptation of Max Payne was just as action-packed as the loud and violent video game of the same name. There is no nudity in the film that co-stars Mila Kunis, but Bond girl Olga Kurylenko is steamy when she sizzles in her red dress. She takes off the dress and shows off the perfect curves of her torso as well as some side-boob.
Hitman
Speaking of Olga Kurylenko, she does go nude in the 2007 adaptation of the violent video game Hitman. The main storyline follows a Hitman played by Timothy Olyphant who plays Hitman 47. We'd rather hit on Olga when she bares her breasts in a flirty topless scene. She even smokes a cig without her top on for a look that is truly smokin' hot.
Rampage
This 2018 film does not feature any nudity, but Alexandra Daddario's double D's in her bikini top is exquisite. Her cleavage is unlike any other! If only we could rampage that rack and get in between that bosom! Her breasts know how to please a joystick.
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