Serving up some seriously sexy tennis court antics, Pita Oliver is quite the dish alongside leading lady Jamie Lee Curtis in 1980’s “Prom Night,” but Pita’s perfect patootie is going to have to settle for the Bronze here. Lyssa Roberts really brings her streaking game to new heights in the Andy Samberg HBO short comedy “7 Days in Hell, banging our leading man tennis star right there on the court, and grabbing the Silver in the process! However, the Dutch get the Gold here by delivering an actual tennis match between completely naked Dutch treats Tatjana van Zanten and Natascia Paolucci in the bawdy 1986 comedy ”Flodder!” AmsterDAMN that’s sexy!

The Bronze medal here goes to busty beauties LoriDawn Messuri and Kim Knight for their topless golf game during the main character’s dream sequence in 2007’s controversial flick “Towelhead.” Paula LaBaredas—emphasis on the Bare—almost lands in the top spot but gets the Silver with her topless distraction technique in “Bachelor Party 2!” However, we’ve gotta give the Gold to Adriana DeGirolami in the Amazon original series Red Oaks for the ingenuity of playing strip golf and whipping out her fun bags on the golf course!

Kelly Lynch is giving us memories of “Road House” with her naked swimming scene in the second season of Starz’s “Magic City” and that’s good enough for Bronze in our book! Amanda Seyfried really takes the plunge as the titular “Lovelace” in the 2013 biopic, landing herself the Silver medal! But 2009’s “Eloïse’s Lover” takes synchronized swimming to new heights with Ariadna Cabrol and Diana Gómez going full frontal as they float together in the pool, and if that’s not Gold medal material, nothing is!

In a sport dominated by men, these ladies give us the full nelson, like Bronze medal winners Lisa Donatz and Corinne Kingsbury, who literally kill poor Blue with their fantastic racks during a KY wrestling scene in “Old School.” Top heavy honey Lil Rae Black likely would’ve landed in the top spot in season two of Netflix’s “The Naked Director” were it not for the most iconic mud wrestling scene in cinema history. That’s right, the Gold goes to Dawn Clark and Sue Bowser for valiantly losing their bikini tops while going up against the immortal John Candy’s Ox in 1981’s “Stripes”!

Viggo Mortensen doesn’t direct a lot of movies, but he knows how to shoot a sexy scene of a topless woman on a horseback, landing Bracken Burns the Bronze for her terrific topless scene in his 2020 flick “Falling.” The female-only wild west title town of “Godless” made the sight of Christiane Seidel riding nude atop a horse into town one of the least scandalous things on this series, which is good enough for Silver from our judges! Was there any doubt that Betsey Russell’s iconic horseback ride from “Private School” would get the Gold here? It’s the single greatest horseback riding scene in cinema history, long outliving even the film’s relevance!

Skeet Ulrich’s masturbatory fantasy of Robyn Adamson leaping nude over the camera and into the water in 2001’s wacky comedy “Nobody’s Baby” is a great way to kick off this category as the Bronze medal winner! Aughts indie queen Zooey Deschanel’s one and only nude scene comes in 2009’s “Gigantic,” with the darkness and the distance being the only thing keeping this out of the top spot! Eva Green is always good as Gold with her stylishly silhouetted fully nude diving scene from “Sin City: A Dame to Kill For” leaving the Skinlympics a winner!

Some may call Amy Lynn Rosenthal’s fun bag flashing distraction technique in “South Beach Academy” cheap heat, but we think it deserves a Bronze medal in this category! Silver goes to Dolores Carlos, Carol Little, Mary Line, and the other uncredited nude cuties of 1960’s “Hideout in the Sun”! But the judges were bowled over by Becky LeBeau, Bonnie Paine, Anna Kim, and friends in 1989’s “Ninja Academy,“ with natural lighting, natural breasts, and balls being volleyed, it’s the clear Gold medal winner here!

Our final threesome appropriately comes from the biathlon, where bisexual babes can strut their stuff, like Bronze medal winner Halsey, who’s an out and proud bisexual and showed us everything she’s got in “If I Can’t Have Love, I Want Power.” Brunette bisexual babe Aubrey Plaza gets the Silver with her pegging demonstration on co-star Adam DeVine in the 2016 comedy “Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates.” But Kristen Stewart was a bisexual trailblazer and gets the Gold for playing another sexual icon, Jean Seberg, in the biopic “Seberg”!