Labor Day weekend has been avoided by movie studios for years, but every now and again over the last 32 years, a flick with great nudity has slipped between the cracks! Here's a sexy sextet of skinsational flicks released on September 4 in movie nudity history!
2015: Blind
This 2014 Norwegian drama made its way to American shores on this day four years ago, bringing along some sweet Norwegian nudity. There's a lot to unpack in this tale of a woman (Ellen Dorrit Petersen) who retreats from the world after going blind. To keep her sex life going strong, she masturbates on the floor for her husband...
She also spends most of her time around the house completely nude, which is a real treat for her neighbors...
Sadly, her husband ends up cheating on her with the lovely Vera Vitali, and while the scene itself is emotionally wrenching, devoid of all context it's also pretty hot...
2015: Dirty Weekend
Also on this day four years ago we got this Neil LaBute written and directed dramedy about a guy who is confused about his sexuality—played by Matthew Broderick—who has the titular three day romp with Gia Crovatin and another guy. In typical Neil LaBute fashion, this convinces the guy of his heterosexuality, but when you get a look at Gia topless, you might understand why the film has such a tidy resolution...
2009: Gamer
This Neveldine/Taylor joint released in the same year as the vastly superior Crank 2: High Voltage, isn't without its merits. Twins Nikita Ramsey and Jade Ramsey flash their fun bags for a guy via a futuristic webcam 26 minutes in...
Plus the film gives us lots of rear view looks at Amber Valletta's absolutely amazing ass...
1998: Firelight
Labor Day weekend 21 years ago kicked off with the limited theatrical release of this quiet French drama about a guy who wisely hires Sophie Marceau to be a surrogate mother to his family while his actual wife is in a coma. You can see where this is heading, but before things get too awkward, we get a gorgeously lit sex scene fourteen minutes in where Marceau flaunts her fantastic fun bags...
1998: Phoenix
The films from that gruesome ending of Ray Liotta's leading man days are difficult to watch, like this 1998 film from Danny Cannon, the guy who directed the 1995 Judge Dredd movie. Thankfully, unlike that skinless affair, this flick has got Kari Wuhrer on hand to go topless in bed with that crooked Xander Berkley...
Ayoung Brittany Murphy (R.I.P.) is also on hand being her usual sexy self...
1987: The Offspring (a.k.a. From a Whisper to a Scream)
Finally, on this day 32 years ago, this horror anthology was released, known under both of these titles depending upon both the theatrical and home video markets. Narrated by Vincent Price, these tales of horror took a turn for the perverse in the very first segment. The only one set in the modern era, this is a tale of a lonely grocery clerk—played by Clu Gulager—desperate to date his boss.
The woman running the boarding house he's living in—played by Miriam Byrd-Nethery—meets a bloody end when she attempts to take a bath while he's venting his frustrations on a bucket of ice. Her provocations prove too much for him and he attacks her, throwing off her towel and exposing her nude body...
Soon after, he strangles her to death, leaving her body in the tub,his downward spiral fully underway...
