Despite it seeming like a wasteland the last few years, late, late August isn't such a dead time for great nudity. Today's date has yielded at least nine films with nudity in them, so let's take a look back at some of the best films released on August 28 in movie nudity history!
2015: Zipper
Upon its release in 2015, this political thriller seemed like a treatise on "how low can you go" politics, but it seems almost quaint a mere four years later. One thing that still holds up is the nudity in the flick. Patrick Wilson's dubious politician is married to Lena Headey, and shows his tenderness with her in bed...
However, little does she know he has an affinity for prostitutes and extramarital dalliances. Among the babes he bangs are Alexandra Breckenridge, who is always a welcome treat, and Penelope Mitchell, making her nude debut here...
2015: We Are Your Friends
The only time I ever saw a trailer for this film about DJ Zac Efron spinning some tunes among high society was before Entourage, which seems like the only appropriate movie to advertise for this one. While Efron's co-star Emily Ratajkowski—who also appeared in Entourage—keeps her clothes on in this flick as well, co-star Madison Rose makes up for it with her topless turn in the pool...
2009: The Final Destination
Mostmovie seriesstart to peter out by the fourth film, but the Final Destination series cranked out perhaps the best nude scene in its entire franchise with this fourth entry released on this day ten years ago! The gorgeousGabrielle Chapindares to bare her perfect pair—and a flash of ass—at the forty minute mark! Sadly, she's only credited as "Girl on Top" but we'll never forget her...
2009: Halloween II
The second entry in Rob Zombie's short-lived reboot of this horror series was substantially stranger than his first flick, but is most certainly not a film that works for everyone. One thing series fans did go nuts over was getting a (rather bloody) nude scene from Danielle Harris—who fronted the fourth and fifth films in the series as a pre-teen—at the ninety minute mark...
Sylvia Jefferies also did a nude scene in the film, but her nude scene from the DVD'sdeleted scenes is infinitely better...
2009: Mystery Team
Before he was Lando Calrissian and Simba, Donald Glover was part of the comedy team Derrick Comedy, whose first feature film was also released on this day ten years ago. The film features Glover and co-starsD.C. Pierson and Dominic Dierkes play teenage sleuths attempting to solve a murder. Thankfully the film isn't just funny, but it's also got some great nudity when the guys investigate at a strip club! Keep your eyes peeled starting at the thirty minute mark to catch topless treats from Heidi Donnelly, Megan Fuller, and Samantha Dawson!
1987: The Fourth Protocol
Michael Caine and Pierce Brosnan teamed up for the first and only time in this espionage thriller released on this day 32 years ago! Blade Runner's Joanna Cassidy turns up as well, showing off her terrific ta-tas in bed with Brosnan!
1981: Body Heat
One of the groundbreaking erotic noir-ish thrillers of the 80s, we coveredLawrence Kasdan's debut film in our columnAnatomy of a Scene's Anatomy, and said just about all there is to say about this movie. It's hot as hell, Kathleen Turner makes an amazing femme fatale, and it's the rare erotic thriller that men and woman can enjoy equally!
1981: Private Lessons
Dutch beauty Sylvia Kristel was already a well-known softcore commodity when she appeared in this kinky sex comedy as an au pair who gives her charge a little more of an education than his parents had bargained for! Before Sylvia even shows up, however, a scant four minutes into the movie we see Pamela Jean Bryant's rack reflected in the mirror as she gets spied on from next door...
Once Sylvia shows up, however, it's almost non-stop nudity through the duration of the film, with the Dutch delight baring all in a number of compromising positions throughout this sex comedy classic!
1970: A Quiet Place in the Country
Finally, on this day 49 years ago, this Italian haunted house film from director Elio Petri (Investigation of a Citizen Above Suspicion) finally hit theaters in the States! Vanessa Redgrave bares her buns in the shower, and should the film ever get a high definition clean-up, we wouldn't be surprised to catch some backburger in this scene...