National Lampoon's Van Wilder (2002)

Thanks to the comic timing of Ryan Reynolds and the bikini-clad bod on Tara Reid, you’ll experience laughs and lust while watching National Lampoon’s Van Wilder (2002). A broad and base romp of bad manners in the pursuit of world-class boobs and buns, the R rated flick is disguised as a revisitation of the hallowed college-cutup ground of Animal House (1978). Both movies were produced with the nominal involvement of National Lampoon, and each has a cadre of feckless ne’er-do-wells as the nominal heroes. Van Wilder attempts to elevate its chump savants to a level of philanthropic altruism and plays at being a pat “message” picture with an easily digested moral to the story. Follow your bliss, be true to your heart, and not only will your contemporaries and elders alike respect and admire you, but the chick with the perkiest bottom will be sitting on your face! Who could argue with that? Certainly not the eclectic cast which includes Sophia Bush, Dr. Joyce Brothers, Erik Estrada, Lydia Hull, Tim Matheson, Lamar Odom, and Emily Rutherfurd. If they’re not impressive enough, check out the topless perv-formance by Jesse Capelli. The sexy brunette bares her breasts which are marked with algebraic answers. In other words, she puts the flash into flash cards! If that’s not hot enough, hot blonde Ivana Bozilovic touts her heaving cleavage via a white brassiere. That is, until she takes it off so Kal Penn can give her an oily massage. Needless to say, you’ll be rubbing yourself too!