King Henry VIII is dead--and his son isn’t feeling too healthy, either. That’s bad news for Helena Bonham Carter as the title character in Lady Jane (1986), too, since she’s quickly pressured to marry Cary Elwes in a political power play. This fictional tale then has the twosome frequently engaging in the Royal Rumba, as opposed to the drearier historical truth. Fortunately, you won’t care if the queenly boobies of Bonham Carter aren’t historically accurate.