They are our gods, musicians who walk the earth and take our most beautiful women to procreate with and then bless us with their offspring naked on screen.
Steven Tyler may look like a lady, but Liv Tyler in Stealing Beauty (1996) looks hot with her tit hanging out. Bijou Phillips in Bully (2001) is one hot Mama and Papa, as she fucks her man while drooling hot wax over his naked chest, and dear old dad John Philips would approve. The Judds never sang a song as beautiful as Ashley Judd in Norma Jean and Marilyn (1996) naked and posing for the camera. How's your achy-breaky hard-on watching Miley Cyrus in V Magazine Photo Shoot 2013 (2013)? The devil may have made her do it, but Charlotte Gainsbourg in Antichrist (2009) is the product of Serge Gainsbourg and Jane Birkin. That's why she's easy, Nicole Richie in Celebrities Uncensored (2003). David Cassidy's little girl is Katie Cassidy in Live! (2007) and she's a stripper! Nina Hagen's daughter Cosma Shiva Hagen in Der Laden (1998) is a tit off the new wave block. Joe Butler of the Lovin' Spoonful made a loving nude full with Yancy Butler in The Ex (1997). Meatloaf has served up a beefy babe in the full form of Amanda Aday in Carnivàle (2003). Jemima Kirke in Girls (2012) is good company when she flashes one of her flesh cymbals. Drummer dad from Bad Company, Simon Kirke, would be proud.
Now we know why people sing, "I love rock and roll!"