Cops and Knockers

The long arm of the law is reaching down your pants because you know you love a gal in uniform, but she's even better out of uniform. When the cops pull over to help a topless Irina Voronina in Reno 911!: Miami (2007) you'll want to cop a feel. Nikki Schieler Ziering Amanda Swisten in American Wedding (2003) as a French maid and bad cop, respectively, are a good combo, because you'll need one to clean up the mess made after watching the other. Some girls like Maria Tornberg and Amy de Lucia in Super Troopers (2001) like cops, and most cops like them. It's not hard to seduce a cop if you're Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct (1992), but you'll get hard. Stipping cops like Julie K. Smith in Return to Savage Beach (1998) are what lewd enforcement is all about. Kinky cop Holly Hunter in Saving Grace (2007) will have you losing your load. Jamie Hagan in Sex and the Teenage Mind (2002) is an X-rated piece orifice. Cops spend a lot of time in strip bars because of suspected criminals like Teal Roberts in Beverly Hills Cop II (1987). When the cops break up a good fucking like Beverly Lynne in Polycarp (2007), then you have to ask have we gone too far? Monique Parent in Busted (1996), you can say that again. Samantha Facchi in Blood Night (2009) has the strangest bikini bottom we've ever seen. They don't call them the pole-eeze for nothing. Pole-eeze, more!