Class of Nuke 'Em High (1986)

The Troma team tries its hand at a slime-coated John Hughes movie and comes away with the cult horror classic Class of Nuke 'Em High (1986). While the jocks, punks, and nerds of Tromaville High School go about their business, a nearby power plant oozes deadly toxins into the groundwater. Suddenly, the honor students have become Cretins: homicidal psychos who dress like punk rockers and sell kids marijuana grown with the nuclear waste water. When they attend a pool-less bikini party and sell some stuff to Warren (Gil Brenton) and Chrissy (Janelle Brady), it makes them atomically horny. But after boning Chrissy has something weird growing in her belly and Warren's spewing green goo out of his mouth. That's not good, but things really go bad when the Cretins start killing everyone, and it's up to Warren to put an end to their rampage. This one launched a full on franchise, with four sequels coming after it and rumors of a remake making the rounds every now and again. While the special effects are pretty good for a B movie, the highlights of the Nuke flicks were undoubtedly the nudes! Even though it's supposed to be a bikini party, Donna Nardo doesn't seem to mind when her bikini top pops off and she's no longer in accordance with the party theme. As she strolls around the party, those perky poppers are dazzling! They'd have never figured out how to split the atom if the Manhattan Project guys could hop on the internet and stare at em! After Nardo gives us a hardo, Lerae Dean slips a bit of nip while banging a dude under some leaking toxic sludge. Not gonna lie, Mr. Skin would've given her a good effing at Fukushima! Theo Cohan sticks her thong adorned ass in some dude's face as she beats him up with some weirdly sexual martial arts techniques. But the hottest scene in the movie is when the gorgeous blonde, Janelle Brady pulls out her tits for Warren, and he is super excited to see them. He's truly giddy at the sight of those titties, and we were too! She's nuclear level hot in Class of Nuke 'Em High!