A Star Is Born (2018)

A Star Is Born (2018) starring Lady Gaga is a remake of the 1976 remake starring Barbra Streisand which is a remake of the 1954 remake starring Judy Garland which is a remake of the same-named film starring Janet Gaynor from 1937. The only difference between them is that this one includes full frontal nudity! Produced, directed and co-scripted by Bradley Cooper, the drama follows a famous musician (played by Cooper) who falls for aspiring songstress (Gaga). He helps her out, but as her career launches, his wanes. Perhaps that’s due to the cleavage-enhancing outfits she wears on and off stage. There’s also an up-skirt view that’ll make you want to applaud (if your hands weren’t already busy elsewhere). Gaga’s talent as well as her shapely legs are on display when she struts her stuff in a pair of Daisy Dukes. If that’s not arousing enough, the naked Lady bares her bubbly breast when bathing with Bradley an hour into the movie. The two then move their skintastic action into the bedroom. Of course, it’s not all kisses and cuddles for the couple. At the 90-minute mark, the starlet takes another bath. But this time she and Cooper get into an argument that causes her to take a stand — literally. When she gets up from the tub, we get to see her nude boobs and pubes! Needless to say, Gaga will make you Googoo. No wonder why we’re waiting with mastur(bated) breath for another remake of a A Star Is Boner!