Mr Skin joins forces with Celebrity Sleuth to present a side-by-side skinalysis comparing the hottest Hollywood starlets with the sexiest porn sirens of the 1970s and ’80s (plus a few contemporary XXX queens). You will be TAmazed!
Be sure to come back tomorrow for PART TWO!
1) Kay Parker = Mimi Rogers
At 64, Kay’s now a “metaphysical counselor”; she and the 52-year-old ex-Mrs. Tom Cruise share a meta physique.
2) Lisa De Leeuw = Emma Stone
The first “Golden Age” star to die of AIDS succumbed nearly five years to the day after the Superbad freckled fox was born.
3) Sharon Kelly = Lindsay Lohan
Sharon's real name is Colleen Brennan, and Irish Catholic Lindsay is a similarly freckled "colleen" with a red-handed rack.
4) Annette Haven = Anne Hathaway
Not only do they share initials, but they also share raven hair, porcelain skin, ruby red lips . . . and nips, atop backbreaking mountains.
5) Carol Connors = Thora Birch
Carol was the amazing-areolaed nurse in Deep Throat; her daughter Thora could’ve nursed a nation in American Beauty.
6) Christy Canyon = Kim Kardashian
Alliterative names and awe-inspiring frames are TWO of the things these 36DD brunettes of Armenian heritage share . . . with us!
7) Sharon Mitchell = Rachel Griffiths
Sharon keeps pornsters alive by testing for AIDS through AIM; Rachel had ’em coming going in Six Feet Under.
8) Traci Lords = Scarlett Johansson
Things got Lost in Translation (e.g., Traci’s birth certificate); none needed for the Girl with a Pearl Earring (or necklace).
9) Marilyn Chambers = Kristin Cavallari
The “Ivory Snow Girl” went Behind the Green Door, while golden girl Kristin went from Laguna Beach to Green Flash.
10) Kristine DeBell = Kristen Bell
Besides the nearly identical names (and frames), each starred in children’s classics: Alice in Wonderland and The Wizard of Oz.
11) Savannah = Paris Hilton
The Suicide Blonde and the heir-head shared a love of partying and dating: guys (both Pauly Shore) and gals!
12) Jeanna Fine = Rose Byrne
The end of Jeanna’s lesbian love affair with Savannah helped bring on the latter’s suicide; Rose recently starred in Just Buried.
13) Heather Hunter = Megalyn Echikunwoke
Megalyn survived 24 to become the coroner on CSI: Miami, while hued-nude Hunter continues to knock ’em dead in rap.
14) Annie Sprinkle = Sara Rue
A pair of naturally stacked Jewesses (born Ellen Steinberg and Sara Schlackman), together they could nurse the globe.
15) Ashlyn Gere = Kim Delaney
Born less than ten months apart, Ashlyn’s real first name is Kim, yet NYPD was never as Blue as Get It In Gere!
16) Bambi Woods = Blake Lively
Gossip was that Bambi died of a drug overdose in 1986, but she’s alive and well and living in Cali near Gossip Girl Blake.
17) Rene Bond = Michele Tafoya
Two California Girls with tempting lips, Rene died in 1996 of cirrhosis; if only ESPN reporter Michele’s sideline was porn!
18) Ginger Lynn = Heidi Montag
The first Vivid Girl, Ginger starred in Beverly Hills Cocks; Heidi swears she didn’t leak Lauren Conrad’s Hills sex tape.
19) Candida Royale = Christina Ricci
Pint-sized brunettes who share initials, brains, feminism, and natural breasts . . . they are anything but The Opposite of Sex!
20) Felecia = Vanessa Hudgens
They share Native American-Latina blood . . . and a fondness for tanlines. Felecia only did girl-girl; Vanessa’s debut single is "V".
Remember, that's just Part 1 of Celebrity Sleuth's Celebrity Porn-Alikes! Come back tomorrow to see Britney Spears, Katie Holmes, Alyssa Milano, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Ali Larter, and the hardcore XXX fuck stars they most nakedly resemble. You will be TAmazed all over again (and all over yourself)!
