Petra Tomankova Nude

Petra Tomankova has only one credit to her name, but it's a doozy fit for a floozy. Now we're not saying that Petra is a floozy. For all we know, she focused so much on her career that she didn't have time for sextracurriculars; it's just that all we know about her is her name and naked body. Petra appeared in the comedy film EuroTrip (2004) as "Nude Beach Lady," which is a hell of a character to play in your only film! You can imagine her life as an actress, getting accepted to a prestigious institution, slaving away in Meisner and Stanislavski classes, learning about motivation and really digging in deep with her roles, creating backstories and knowing every intimate detail of a character's inner life. And all that training went to shit when she got cast to play a topless woman in EuroTrip. We're not complaining, by any means, and you won't complain either when you get a load of her luscious lactoids as she gets a back rub from her equally topless co-star Edita Deveroux, but it's hard not to watch that clip and think of all the squandered potential her career contained. While it's not about to stop you from whacking off, it's just something to think about. On the brighter side, you can think about how Petra never cared about acting, appeared in EuroTrip to make a quick and easy buck, and has enjoyed an entirely different but still rewarding career. Either way, Petra Tomankova, we hardly knew ya!