Patch Mackenzie Nude

Mr. Skin has a thing for names. He can't help but get sprung when a sexy piece of flesh is also gifted with a catchy name to boot. Take Patch Mackenzie for example. She is your average cute brunette actress, but with a name like Patch one can obviously assume she's capable of incredible acts of debauchery. In her career she’s landed many a role on the boob tube, from her first professional credit on M*A*S*H to General Hospital, but she’s only shown her boobs once, and then briefly. That was in the comedy Serial (1980), starring Sally Kellerman, coincidentally the original Hot Lips from M*A*S*H (1970). Patch didn’t show off her patch but did reveal her Mackenzies. Also in the 80's, Patch decided to spend even more time tantalizing us on daytime soaps like Days of Our Lives, where she played Victoria Wallis. Was she hot on this show? Yes! Was she ever remotely naked? No! Cut to a few years later and you'll find that Patch is sporting her scrubs on the hit show E/R. Unfortunately, none of her extensive boob tube action led to anything resembling an exposed boob or butt cheek. Speaking of tails, at the tail end of Mackenzie's time on screen she played Mrs. Beauford on The Amazing Live Sea Monkeys TV series, and lastly on the film Man in the Mirror (2008). Skin Central is deeply unsettled by her lack of follow-up with her early skinful content. It's a damn shame because Patch rhymes with snatch!