Jordan Hinson Sexy

They say that when Archimedes discovered how to measure an object's volume while lounging in the bathtub, he ran through the streets of Syracuse naked while shouting "Eureka!" You'll be the one shouting (in frustration) when you see the Baby-faced, petite powerhouse star of SyFy's Eureka, Jordan Hinson's disappointing volume of sexy work in TV and film. Originally from El Paso, Jordan was in numerous TV commercials as a kid before making her movie debut as figure skater Katelin Kingsford on the Disney Channel’s Go Figure (2005). But fans best became familiar with her increasingly phenomenal figure over the years as Zoe Carter: U.S. Marshal Jack Carter's daughter on the sci-fi TV series Eureka. A cable comedy about a man who ends up the sheriff of the secret town America's top scientists live, there weren't a whole lot of risqué scenes in that one. Luckily for us, when this tasty Texan turned 20 it was time to leave childish things behind and get sexy in lingerie for the raunchy stoner comedy, A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011). Jordan plays the daughter of a Russian mobster who seduces Roldie, leading to a confusing situation where the Russian mob is chasing our title heroes. We get some good looks at her in a nighty offering to caress Chris Kringle's candy cane and suck on Santa's sack, as well as a shot of her white castles just held back by a low cut dress. Unfortunately her perky presents are kept under wraps. After leaving Eureka in 2012, Jordan was cast in a couple of sitcoms that didn't last very long. Hank and Kevin From Work were both very short lived, although "Kein" at least had a bikini shot, that gave us a little to jerk...er, work with. The closest we've come to a nude scene from the son of Hin was a sex scene in the movie Breaking & Exiting (2018) where Jordan's naked body is strategically covered by a man's while the do the deed. Jordan recently started going by the name "Jordan Danger", which makes us hopeful she's going to go out on a limb and finally take it all off. Jordan makes us dangerously horny!