Alyssa LeBlanc Nude

“Actress, Vegan, Child of the Universe” is how Alyssa LeBlanc describes herself on Twitter. “Actor at SAGA, writer WGA, Producer” is her more formal declaration from LinkedIn (Google finds all; remember that, kids!). Rumor has it she’s the great niece of the former Premier Minister of Dominica, Edward Oliver LeBlanc, but truth finds that Rick Springfield has had his hands on her ass. From her debut role as Daisy the Stripper inThe Crib (2005), Mr. Skin knew this hard-bodied hottie would scorch the screen with her raw sex appeal and bodacious beauty to back it up. And he was right. Alyssa has portrayed strippers, hookers, show girls, and topless maids all through her career, with some other juicier roles in indie films taking up her time as well. Mr. Skin loves the invention of cable TV, for it brought nudity right onto our little screen, thanks in part to Showtime, where awesome and alluring Alyssa had two of her skinematic moments. As Betty in Californicationin 2009, she’s the filling in a cream sandwich that has Evan Handler eating a banana on one end while enjoying her mouth, and Rick Springfield (as Rick Springfield!) taking up the rear. When David Duchovny comes in to check on her, she lets him know she’s being paid handsomely for her services, so she’s okay with it—and then cracks us up when she replies to Rick’s demand with a deadpan, “I’m getting fucked by Rick Springfield.” In a 2016 episode of Shameless, she’s Wendy, the topless maid Kevin (Steve Howey) hires to clean his house. To his dismay, she doesn’t actually clean while letting her bare breasts out, “in all their glory,” as he so eloquently puts it, but rather just offers a menu of a la cart services that just use cleaning terms to disguise sexual activities. Funny, sexy, and a child of the universe—what more could you want?