Quick, call a realtor because Mr. Skin wants to move in next door to The House Bunny (2008). This risqué romp begins when a blonde beauty (Monet Mazur) kicks Shelley Darlingson (Anna Faris) out of Hugh Hefner’s Playboy Mansion. With nowhere to go, she signs on as house mother to Zeta Alpha Zeta, the nerdiest girls’ sorority on campus. Since the studious sisters (Dana Goodman, Kat Dennings, Kiely Williams, Kimberly Makkouk, Rumer Willis) are in danger of losing their charter if they don’t start attracting more pledges, Shelley gives them makeovers. As you can guess, the bookworms turn into bodacious butterflies. Yet not without experiencing some complications along the way. Indeed, Shelley is the one who learns that beauty is only skin deep. But not before she bares her back and butt on camera. Talk about a great student body! Speaking of fab figures, the film features cameos by Playboy’s real-life Playmates Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt, and Kendra Wilkinson — all of whom strut their stuff in itsy bitsy teeny weeny bikinis. The same can be said of the fair Ms. Faris. Not to be upstaged, busty babe Katharine McPhee shows off her cleavage via a low-cut dress. The movie also includes Beverly D’Angelo, Hiromi Oshima, Lauren Michelle Hill, Sara Jean Underwood, and the built bod on Emma Stone, though sadly there are no Emma Stone nude scenes! As a Zeta sister who is up for anything, Ms. Stone rocks revealing getups designed to get your rocks off. All things considered erotic, The House Bunny will turn you into a Play-with-Yourself-Boy!