Brokeback Mountain (2005)

Some people are just uncomfortable around explicit homosexual material — unless, of course, it involves lipstick lesbians. That’s why the man-on-man Western Brokeback Mountain (2005) fueled a lot of jokes. But Mr. Skin is above all of this since he answers to a higher authority: his pants! And while the love story between two cowboys lassoed critical praise and a whole lot of accolades, it’s the female servings of skin that make our trousers tighten. In other words, we’re more into the T&A than the LGBTQ theme. Since Jack Twist (Jake Gyllenhaal) couldn’t quit Ennis Del Mar (Heath Ledger), he strung Lureen Newsome (Anne Hathaway) along as his beard. That’s what we call a waste of a great looking woman! Heaven knows we wish we were bareback mountin’ Anne when she whips off her top to expose her Princess Dairies. Not to be upstaged, while naked Alma Beers (Michelle Williams) gets it on in bed with Ennis, she displays her bare mountains. All it takes is one glance at Michelle’s marvelous mams to wonder why Heath’s character went homo on the range. Indeed, when both of these skintastic actresses show off their heavy hitters, we bet every cowboy other than Twist and Ennis would fill their ten gallon hats with sp…ecial appreciation. The romantic drama also includes hotties such as Linda Cardellini, Anna Faris, and Kate Mara. So, that’s why the Venice International Film Festival gave the movie its Golden Lion prize. Meanwhile, Skin Central gives these sexy starlets our golden loins!