The Taint (2010)

It's ok, we can't say the title of the film The Taint (2010) without giggling, either. But this is no comedy--in a sort of misogynist spin on the 1987 gross-out Street Trash, The Taint is about what happens when a town's water supply is tainted (get it?) with a mysterious chemical that turns every man who drinks it into a hyper-aggressive, woman-hating killing machine. Only Phil O'Ginny (Drew Bolduc) and his sexy friend Misandra (Colleen Walsh) are immune from The Taint, and thus must try to find an antidote. Might we suggest Crystal Storey's beautiful bouncing boobage an hour and five minutes in?  Because if you hate that, you really must be tainted.