Interview with the Vampire (1994)

Anne Rice’s popular novel “Interview with the Vampire” (1976) inspired AMC’s same-named series of 2022. Of course, Neil Jordan brought the story to the big screen years before with the box office hit Interview with the Vampire (1994). The R-rated flick begins in modern-day San Fran when reporter Daniel Molloy (Christian Slater) sits down with  Louis de Pointe du Lac (Brad Pitt) to document the bloodsucker’s remorse for harvesting humans. Louis lets us in on his “life” as an undead dude as well as that of his vampire circle including blonde Lestat de Lioncourt (Tom Cruise) and little Claudia (Kirsten Dunst), who died in youth. Overall, it’s a depressing tale — until some damsel’s reveal their tails! Check out naked babe Laure Marsac who reluctantly gives a full frontal performance on stage. Like the worst kind of magic show, she’s hypnotized by hungry vampire Armand (Antonio Banderas). Even so, you’ll give a standing ovation to the act when you see her three Bs! Maybe that’s why Antonio won a Fangoria Chainsaw Award. Speaking of fangs, Mr. Skin would love to sink his teeth (or more aptly tongue) into the heaving cleavage on Indra Ové. The movie also includes Domiziana Giordano, Sara Stockbridge, Thandie Newton, and the fabulous flesh on Nicole DuBois. As a Creole Woman, the sizzling dish shows off her tasty bits. If that’s not titillating enough, she also flashes her bearded clam. No wonder New Orleans is known for its seafood. Just thinking of Nicole is making our gumbo jumbo!