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“The seventh annual National Eye Health Week(NEHW) will take place September 19-25, 2016,” announces the official site for the observance.
“Your vision really matters,” they stress. “Sight is the sense people fear losing the most, yet many of us don’t know the best way to look after our eyes.” Free eye tests being given this week would seem like a good start!
Looking back, we should also note that August was National Eye Exam Month:
For Sleuth, keeping his peepers in tip top shape is vital to winning the war on Cleavage! Because, let’s be c•leer, whenever stunning stars do battle on the front lines, their mammary missiles can easily become Weapons ofMass Distraction!
And Marx my words, only a real Groucho would grouse about ‘The Gaze That Pays’!
The infamous incident involving “checking out a chest” was, or course, Sophia Loren’s dismissive Side Eye to stacked starlet Jayne Mansfield in 1957 (below left).
Which was something of a top•upational hazard for jiggly Jayne (above right)!
You can read all about it (after you’ve finished THIS booblicious blog) here:
https://www.mrskin.comsophia-loren-at-a-glance---16237
“Men are known for a variety of things,” opines The Richest.com. “We love good food, we love sports and we have trouble keeping our eyes off of good cleavage. It’s not exactly a secret. It’s as if cleavage is kryptonite to men, weakening us upon sight” {so getting it tested this week would be Super, man}.
“And celebrities are not immune from the casual sneak-a-peek {make that peak}. Some have even been caught red handed.” Or, in these cases, glanded.
So, as always keeping his Eyes on the Prize, Sleuth sees a duty to observe National Eye Health Week by focusing on his Top Ten Celebrity ‘Caught in the Act’ instances of “Stare … and Bare!”
Some may even B•ogle your mind …
ANGELINA JOLIE – Checked Out By {hereafter, C.O.B.} Dustin Hoffman
Soon to be ex Brad was often the Pitts when ‘eyeing her tits’ … offscreen and on
ROSARIO DAWSON – C.O.B. Will Smith
HALLE BERRY – C.O.B. Bruce Willis
If he won’t get a grip, she has to take ‘matters’ into her own hands
SCARLETT JOHANSSON– C.O.B. Horny Hollywood Honcho
Mr. Allen got a ‘Woody’ when directing his view to her ‘two’
So far, we’ve only singled out men caught peering at their peers, but female celebs have also been Busted. “The best part of great cleavage,” raves The Richest.com, “is that women are not immune to it either. Babes are constantly checking each other out.”
“And with cleavage, there are no boundaries of the sexes. Heterosexual women will check out a counterpart(s) just as a male does, with a quick glance of the eyes southward.”
Glance southward to see some of the famous femmes keeping an eagle eye on the compe•tit•ion:
SUSAN SARANDON – C.O.B. Kate Winslet
Kate felt that Sue’s treasure chest was ‘Titanic’ as they flanked “Cat Caught the Canary’ colleague Michael Shannon at—would you believe—the 2016 SAG Awards (above).
Or perhaps she was just practicing her Braille for The Reader.
SALMA HAYEK – C.O.B. Oliver Stone
Helming Hayek in the 2012 film Savages, Ollie proved to be a hands on director
SALMA HAYEK SUSAN SARANDON – Com•pair Stare
Fans had to titter when the two took to Twitter in May 2016 to match … wits.
JESSICA BIEL – C.O.B. Sean Combs
P. Diddy or Didn’t He? With yesterday’s report that Jessica and Justin Timberlake may be following Brangelina’s path to divorce, one has to wonder if the rapper unwrapped Biel after the Golden Globes in January 2007—just days before she began dating Timberlake! Certainly the motives of Puffy were transparent.
PARIS HILTON – C.O.B. Verne Troyer
Got to admire Mini-Me’s moxie …but 5-foot-8 heiress Paris might be a tall order for him!
DITA VON TEESE– C.O.B. Mick Jagger
‘You Can’t Always Get What You Want,’ as the Rolling Stone stud gets told “Eyes Up Here!” by the fetish fashion plate. ‘Can’t Get No Satisfaction’ either.
Guess it comes with the Pair•itory.
All our eye•balling above gaped below the nape … heck, thatneck is hard to over•look!
Butt let’s ENDwith curvaceous Kim Kardashian and her riveting rear showing us the benefits of hind•sight:
