Knightriders (1981)

Remember those nerds in college who sat around and made chain mail outfits to wear at the weekend’s big Renaissance Faire? Knightriders (1981) isn’t about them. Rather, King Billy (Ed Harris) and his motorcycle gang are misfit bikers who risk their lives while jousting on the Renaissance circuit. Director George A. Romero’s character study gives a pretty touching look at outcasts coping with the changing times. Romero really knows how to film damsels in sexy dresses too. Indeed, there are plenty of gorgeous gals in scooping necklines, plus a few lusty wenches who show off more curves than the twisty roads King Billy takes. Along the way, we encounter the Wizard Merlin (Brother Blue), Little John (Ken Foree), Hoagie Man (Stephen King), Whiteface (John Amplas), Sir Alan (Gary Lahti), Sir Bors (Harold Wayne Jones), Sir Marhalt (Scott Reiniger), and the Lead Minstrel (Donald Rubinstein). Breast of all are the ladies! All hail Queen Linet (Amy Ingersoll) who exposes her royal orbs just one minute into the movie! You’ll be packing wood when Julie Dean (Patricia Tallman) reveals her rack in the woods. Speaking of, Christine Forrest (Mr. Romero’s real life wife) has a cameo as the girlfriend of Sir Morgan (Tom Savini), the Black Knight. Alas, Ms. Forrest shows no bush. But Judy (Maureen Sadusk) serves up a heaping helping of her nude boobage while eating pizza. Last, but not least, Sheila (Amanda Davies) unleashes her puppies while straddling a man. Even though this Knightriders doesn’t have KITT — it has TITs!